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Welcome to the Farm

I’m Crysta, he’s Will, and we want to show you the realities of owning a farm. Here, you’ll find only the truth: real numbers, true experiences, and honest answers.

Buckle up, y’all. It ain’t all sunshine and unicorn farts, and frankly…
we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Once upon a time, in the middle of Norfolk, Virginia, there lived a small family of three. The dad was a sailor, Mom worked as an administrative assistant, and their four-year-old son spent his days at a local preschool.

They led a completely normal, middle-class American life with easy access to entertainment, fast food delivery, and plenty of neighbors.

They hated it.

What do you want to accomplish?

Raise your own meats

If you’re sick of relying on a big corporation to make the cheapest possible meat to feed you and your family, we understand. Raising livestock is almost never cheaper than the discount grocery store, but homegrown is always worth it.

Start a home- or farmstead

What’s the difference? A homestead feeds you and your family. A farmstead is a business. If you sell a product from your farm, you’re a farmer. If you also live the homesteader type of lifestyle, congratulations, you have a farmstead.

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Stop buying and start making

Want to cut down on your shopping bill? Make it at home. From convenience foods to toothpaste and everything in between, if I can make it myself and it actually works, I’m happy to show you how.

Preserve your harvest

Spoiler alert! Preserving food is easy. Getting the food to begin with and then actually using it after it’s sat on the shelf for a few months? That’s where the challenge can be.

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Have a question?

Or if you just want to chat, reach out to us! I will do my best to answer quickly, but it will depend on how busy we are.